Month: October 2022

How Darth Vader stole my Spirit of Halloween

and the little girl who ressurrected it.

When I lived in Smithville, Ontario, Stormy and I would decorate for Halloween. Zombies. Witches. Vampires, Michael Myers and even the nefarious Skinwalker from The Equinox. Every year it got a little bigger. My garage became a hang out for family and friends who came out for Halloween, and for the wage of a beer helped they helped take it down.

I sort of lost my Halloween Spirit when I moved to this little town in rural Alberta. It was two things, really, many of the parents seemed put off that they might have to step over a severed limb as they dragged their kid kicking and screaming up the walk. I got a few indignant looks. What are you? Some kind of monster? These children are vulnerable.

And I get it, maybe your four year old daughter is scared of my smoking zombie or cackling witch. I tried to be sport, would bring the candy to the road for a little one too afraid to come to my porch. The only delivery charge for the sweets was their eternal soul.

Fair trade, if you ask me.

But it wasn’t even that. It was that punk kid, who took off his Darth Vader mask to talk. Likely because he wanted me to see his stupid pudgy-smug-pumpkin face smile cunningly as he said, “Your layout is lame compared to the neighbors.”

Little prick. I felt like punching him in the face.

Of course, they frown on that shit now, so I said, “Yeah? What neighbor?”

Then I craned my neck. That was ridiculous. Who had five fog machines, seven animatronic creatures from witch to zombie and enough severed limbs and spiders and skulls to fill nine crates? While I was looking, he reached up, tugged a bag of Cheetos from my hand, and put on his Darth Vader mask. Then he went down the walk stepping over the severed limbs and was gone.

There really was a lot more to it than that.

The folowing year we put out less, and then we just gave out candy. My heart wasn’t in it anymore. It was a lot of work for a small window of time. It was different when my friends and family were around. This year wasn’t going to be any different.

Then I got a written request from Olivia, the neighbor’s daughter, asking that we make the house spooky for Halloween. “I will be ready,” she signed. She’s a cute kid. I wrote her back and signed, “Get ready.”

Stormy and I have been cooking stuff up. I’m leaving the layout to her, while I do the grunt work. We’ve got a reaper, witches, and things climbing from the pits of hell.

Olivia has ignited the spirit of Halloween in my heart once more.

Watch out for the severed limbs in the walk.

Thanks for listening.

Back to the girls.

THANKSGIVING THOUGHTS

Stormy and I stopped celebrating thanksgiving after my mother died, October 11th, 2002. That was the last thanksgiving in which our family gathered to eat turkey and give thanks. It’s not that this is a depressing time, although it was for awhile, we just stopped. Now, the kids are grown and far away, and one day we will be closer, but even a turkey breast is a bit much for the two of us.

As to giving thanks. I’m thankful every day for everything.

I have, a wonderful partner, great kids, grandkids, writing, friends… Everything, man. I’ve seen enough tragedy to appreciate that I’m sitting here sipping my miorning coffee while my Hot tub, gets a fresh fill of new water for the coming seasons. Behind me, enjoying the warmth of my heated garage, two beagles are content to watch me write this, as long as they’re with me. An unconditional love that goes both ways. They bring me much happiness, offer warmth and affection in times that are trying and difficult. Shit, they even listen once in awhile.

It’s not all peaches and cream. I lost a close friend this year. He died suddenly of a massive heart attack. There were signs, he was seeing a doctor, but his heart didn’t wait for all the tests to come back. We talked at least five times a week on the phone, he’d been out to my place and I was gonna visit him at his. We knew each other since 1986 when we served in the military. There’s an empty space there, the missiing second half of that conversation we would have. Sadness, but a reality at my age.

Tonight will be a light meal, nothing special. Tomorrow Milo and Jake get their shots, and Stormy’s car is going in the shop for a new coolant leak. Fall seems to be the the season for auto repair in the Preston compound. Front shocks on the truck and new winter rubber. I already replaced the thermostat in Stormy’s car and don’t have the time to do the second leak. Both vehicles are in good shape just in of need some TLC.

I have a lot to be thankful for. Especially friends and family. Though we don’t celebrate it, I expect we will when we are closer to family. I would like to wish a Happy Thanksgiving to one and all who partake.

PS

I had Alaskan King Crab and BBQ Beef Tenderloin for dinner yesterday.

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